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Toni Morrison

A Drunk And Self-Critical Cormac McCarthy Expresses My Friend Patrick’s Despair About His Wife’s Distaste For Toni Morrison

August 8, 2011

There was thunder in the east with wall clouds swirling counterclockwise to the ground and the man rode straight toward this wall and the mountains beyond it unable to turn back despite what he knew he was certain to find. The bones of his wife in his knapsack rolled and knocked in a sound of [...]

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Heckling Jessye Norman at the Opera

July 15, 2011

Hey TONI MORRISON! I really liked how you killed that baby in your Pulitzer prize winning novel about slavery. TONI! TONI, I’m talking to you! Why don’t you go sing a song about wanting BLUE EYES?! TONI! NOBEL LAUREATE NOBEL LAUREATE! SULA! African American Writer of Fiction!!

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Toni Morrison Responds to Beloved-Based Slow Pitch Softball Team Names

December 28, 2009

I don’t mind Paul D’s Nuts, but I find The Baby Slitters Club offensive and irresponsible. No one asked me, of course, but I would have suggested Baby Slugs, Holy. At least that has a pun connected with the sport.

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